Prostate check-up...

**wompus** · 06-27-2011, 07:38 PM

An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The old guy obeys and says,"99". The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99". Again, the old guy says, '99'."

The doctor said, "Very good". Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your p***s to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'.

The old guy begins, "One ... Two ... Three" ....

You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing!!!

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**billmac** · 06-27-2011, 07:43 PM

Hell yes.

AlabamaNomadRider · 06-28-2011, 03:48 AM

Funny one Mike.

**ringadingh** · 06-28-2011, 06:22 AM

Stump · 06-28-2011, 02:16 PM

Now that sounds like a prostate exam I'd like to get.

**BudMan** · 06-28-2011, 05:52 PM

Loafer · 06-30-2011, 07:34 PM

**ringadingh** · 06-30-2011, 08:43 PM

And we have to pay $30.00 for them here in Ontario! ;)

Loafer · 06-30-2011, 08:51 PM

Well some one is always paying up the caboose. Sorry you are now in that line.

**wompus** · 07-02-2011, 07:26 PM

I think it would work better if she had "Parkinson disease"... Think about it....

rooster1 · 07-03-2011, 12:29 PM

06-27-2011, 07:38 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Prostate check-up... An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution. When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a very pretty female doctor. The female doctor says, "I'm going to check your prostate today, but this new procedure is a little different from what you are probably used to. I want you to lie on your right side, bend your knees, then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say, '99'. The old guy obeys and says,"99". The doctor says, "Great". Now turn over on your left side and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say, '99". Again, the old guy says, '99'." The doctor said, "Very good". Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees raised slightly. I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with the other hand I'm going to hold on to your p***s to keep it out of the way. Now take a deep breath and say, '99'. The old guy begins, "One ... Two ... Three" .... You don't stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing!!! . __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

06-27-2011, 07:43 PM	#2
billmac Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,472	Prostate check-up... Hell yes.

06-28-2011, 03:48 AM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Prostate check-up... Funny one Mike. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

06-28-2011, 06:22 AM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Prostate check-up... __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-28-2011, 02:16 PM	#5
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Prostate check-up... Now that sounds like a prostate exam I'd like to get. __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

06-28-2011, 05:52 PM	#6
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Prostate check-up... __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

06-30-2011, 07:34 PM	#7
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Prostate check-up... __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

06-30-2011, 08:43 PM	#8
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Prostate check-up... And we have to pay $30.00 for them here in Ontario! ;) __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-30-2011, 08:51 PM	#9
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Prostate check-up... Well some one is always paying up the caboose. Sorry you are now in that line. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

07-02-2011, 07:26 PM	#10
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Prostate check-up... I think it would work better if she had "Parkinson disease"... Think about it.... __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

07-03-2011, 12:29 PM	#11
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Prostate check-up...

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