three bikers and the trucker

racinchef · 02-24-2008, 07:41 AM

These three badass bikers were out looking for trouble when they stopped at a roadside diner. Inside the diner was a lone trucker sitting at the counter. The waitress was in the process of setting his meal in front of him. The bikers came in loud and raucious and sat down at the counter on either side of the trucker. One of them grabbed his pie and proceeded to eat that. Another took his coffee and drank that. The third grabbed his as yet uneaten meat load dinner and wolfed that down. The trucker didn't say a word, but got up, paid his bill, left a generous tip for the waitress and walked out of the diner. The bikers laughed their asses off and started to make fun of him and flirt with the waitress. There was a bit of a noise outside and the waitress looked past the bikers throught the window. "Not much of a man that truck driver", they joked. The waitress replied, "he's not a very good driver either. He just ran over your bkes.

dakals · 02-24-2008, 09:00 AM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

beezer · 02-24-2008, 09:12 AM

Chuck Norris was a trucker and a biker. He'd run over his own bike. He's the total package

**Idaho** · 02-24-2008, 10:31 AM

Strength comes from inner peace.

gshep · 02-24-2008, 11:16 AM

Jerry Reed did that in " Smokey and the Bandit"

**Idaho** · 02-24-2008, 01:38 PM

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Jerry Reed did that in " Smokey and the Bandit"

It was funny then also. We all like to see bullies get paid their dues.

**ringadingh** · 02-24-2008, 07:04 PM

Many years ago a guy I knew was owed some money, after several failed attempts to collect he took his truck and hit the other guys parked bike at about 35mph. It flew about 50 yards down the parking lot with peices going everywhere. I don't know if he was ever paid but Im sure he had some self satisfaction.

02-24-2008, 07:41 AM	#1
racinchef Advanced Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Virginia Beach, VA Posts: 701	three bikers and the trucker These three badass bikers were out looking for trouble when they stopped at a roadside diner. Inside the diner was a lone trucker sitting at the counter. The waitress was in the process of setting his meal in front of him. The bikers came in loud and raucious and sat down at the counter on either side of the trucker. One of them grabbed his pie and proceeded to eat that. Another took his coffee and drank that. The third grabbed his as yet uneaten meat load dinner and wolfed that down. The trucker didn't say a word, but got up, paid his bill, left a generous tip for the waitress and walked out of the diner. The bikers laughed their asses off and started to make fun of him and flirt with the waitress. There was a bit of a noise outside and the waitress looked past the bikers throught the window. "Not much of a man that truck driver", they joked. The waitress replied, "he's not a very good driver either. He just ran over your bkes.

02-24-2008, 09:00 AM	#2
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	three bikers and the trucker LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

02-24-2008, 09:12 AM	#3
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	three bikers and the trucker Chuck Norris was a trucker and a biker. He'd run over his own bike. He's the total package __________________ 2012 FLHTK

02-24-2008, 10:31 AM	#4
Idaho Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Pocatello, Idaho Posts: 5,241	three bikers and the trucker Strength comes from inner peace. __________________ Idaho (aka Curmudgeon) Blue Knights Idaho III VBA #110 VROC #24864 IBA #49753 2007 Nomad 86,000 miles Bud Smalley Pocatello, Idaho Idaho Jack Adapter

02-24-2008, 11:16 AM	#5
gshep Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Tennessee Posts: 283	three bikers and the trucker Jerry Reed did that in " Smokey and the Bandit"

02-24-2008, 07:04 PM	#7
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	three bikers and the trucker Many years ago a guy I knew was owed some money, after several failed attempts to collect he took his truck and hit the other guys parked bike at about 35mph. It flew about 50 yards down the parking lot with peices going everywhere. I don't know if he was ever paid but Im sure he had some self satisfaction. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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