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**wompus** · 05-22-2011, 08:59 PM

This one is a classic:
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his
sobbing wife.
Tearfully, she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me
terribly this morning on the phone.
"Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the
druggist and demand an apology.

Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist
told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it.

This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting
up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just
to realize that I locked the house with both house and car
keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys.

Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later,
when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire.
When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people
waiting for me to open up and the phone was already
ringing non-stop.

I got the store opened and started waiting on these people,
and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook."

He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against
the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled
all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick
up the nickels; the phone was still ringing and getting me
more than a bit annoyed.

When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer
which made me stagger back against a showcase with a
bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and
broke. You can imagine the stench of that mixed up perfume
overload!

Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally
got back to answer it.

It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal
thermometer.
And believe me Mister, as God is my witness,
all I did was tell her!"

AlabamaNomadRider · 05-22-2011, 09:14 PM

Yellow Jacket · 05-22-2011, 09:19 PM

Can't fault him for that!

Loafer · 05-23-2011, 06:48 AM

**ringadingh** · 05-23-2011, 06:52 AM

**BudMan** · 05-23-2011, 09:38 AM

Stump · 05-24-2011, 11:09 AM

**jmorrow** · 05-31-2011, 02:54 AM

I can hear him now.

05-22-2011, 08:59 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	WHERE!??? This one is a classic: Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully, she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. "Immediately the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I locked the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up and the phone was already ringing non-stop. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing off the hook." He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels; the phone was still ringing and getting me more than a bit annoyed. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke. You can imagine the stench of that mixed up perfume overload! Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. And believe me Mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her!" __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

05-22-2011, 09:14 PM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	WHERE!??? __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

05-22-2011, 09:19 PM	#3
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	WHERE!??? Can't fault him for that! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

05-23-2011, 06:48 AM	#4
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05-23-2011, 06:52 AM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	WHERE!??? __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-23-2011, 09:38 AM	#6
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	WHERE!??? __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

05-24-2011, 11:09 AM	#7
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	WHERE!??? __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

05-31-2011, 02:54 AM	#8
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	WHERE!??? I can hear him now. __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146