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Old 02-04-2008, 12:46 PM   #1
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I have to pee

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithfuland
loving wives, but they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the BacardiBreezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in
thecemetery.

One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off
herpanties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and didnot
want to ruin them.

She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with
aribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that.

After the girls did their business, they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normallysweet
and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the otherhusband and
said, "These girl nights out have got to stop! I'm starting tosuspect the
worst... My wife came home with no panties!!"

"That's nothing," said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuckto
her ass that said.....

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LMAO!!! That's a good one!!
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Old 02-04-2008, 04:50 PM   #4
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That's funny stuff right thar!
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LMRAO!!!!!!
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Old 02-04-2008, 09:14 PM   #8
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