Koala & Lizard

jussmatt · 01-25-2008, 03:14 PM

A koala was
sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint

when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said,

"Hey Koala! What are you doing?"

The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."

So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints.

After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry" and that he was going to get a drink from the river.

The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell
into the river.

A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, "What's the matter with you?"

The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint.

The crocodile looked up and said, "Hey you!"

So the koala
looked down at him and said,

"Shiii i i i t, dude..... How much water did you drink?!!"

01-25-2008, 03:29 PM

dakals · 01-25-2008, 05:53 PM

THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

01-25-2008, 07:20 PM

Dude, take another hit of night train, northern lights, bubble gum, chronic.

01-25-2008, 07:48 PM

Quote:

Dude, take another hit of night train, northern lights, bubble gum, chronic.

lol...look at your time...duuuuuude

01-25-2008, 07:54 PM

420?

01-25-2008, 08:07 PM

yeah....

jussmatt · 01-25-2008, 08:24 PM

I give....what's up w/ the time??

01-25-2008, 08:28 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture)

for some reason...you have to paste the whole thing to go to the link

**ringadingh** · 01-26-2008, 12:51 AM

Fantastic!!!

socwkbiker · 01-27-2008, 07:49 PM

huh?

01-27-2008, 07:54 PM

What......???

http://www.concept420.com/what-is-420.htm

dakals · 01-28-2008, 09:40 AM

And that's why i don't smoke anymore, even though i should!!!!!

jussmatt · 01-28-2008, 10:04 AM

I hear ya dakals... and I don't smoke any less!! LOL!!

socwkbiker · 01-28-2008, 10:38 AM

huh?

01-25-2008, 03:14 PM	#1
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Koala & Lizard A koala was sitting in a gum tree...... smoking a joint when a little lizard walked past, looked up and said, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?" The koala said, "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his mouth was "dry" and that he was going to get a drink from the river. The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned too far over and fell into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explained to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said, "Hey you!" So the koala looked down at him and said, "Shiii i i i t, dude..... How much water did you drink?!!"

01-25-2008, 03:29 PM	#2
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01-25-2008, 05:53 PM	#3
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Koala & Lizard THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

01-25-2008, 07:20 PM	#4
Guest Posts: n/a	Koala & Lizard Dude, take another hit of night train, northern lights, bubble gum, chronic.

01-25-2008, 07:54 PM	#6
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01-25-2008, 08:07 PM	#7
Guest Posts: n/a	Koala & Lizard yeah....

01-25-2008, 08:24 PM	#8
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Koala & Lizard I give....what's up w/ the time??

01-25-2008, 08:28 PM	#9
Guest Posts: n/a	Koala & Lizard http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture) for some reason...you have to paste the whole thing to go to the link

01-26-2008, 12:51 AM	#10
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Koala & Lizard Fantastic!!! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-27-2008, 07:49 PM	#11
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Koala & Lizard huh? __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-27-2008, 07:54 PM	#12
Guest Posts: n/a	Koala & Lizard What......??? http://www.concept420.com/what-is-420.htm

01-28-2008, 09:40 AM	#13
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Koala & Lizard And that's why i don't smoke anymore, even though i should!!!!!

01-28-2008, 10:04 AM	#14
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Koala & Lizard I hear ya dakals... and I don't smoke any less!! LOL!!

01-28-2008, 10:38 AM	#15
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Koala & Lizard huh? __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

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