Truckin & Jerkin

rooster1 · 04-01-2011, 09:34 AM

Truckin' & Jerkin'!

The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act.

The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate.

He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted."

Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."

AlabamaNomadRider · 04-01-2011, 09:41 AM

Now that is funny.

sly · 04-01-2011, 09:49 AM

Stump · 04-01-2011, 10:25 AM

Oooooops!!!!

Loafer · 04-01-2011, 10:34 AM

Yeehaw!

04-01-2011, 09:34 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Truckin & Jerkin Truckin' & Jerkin'! The doc told him that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it." He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn't do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe. Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants. Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, "What?" He heard, "This is the police. What's going on down there?" The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's busted." Came the reply, "Well, you might as well check your brakes too while you're down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago."

04-01-2011, 09:41 AM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Truckin & Jerkin Now that is funny. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

04-01-2011, 09:49 AM	#3
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	Truckin & Jerkin __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

04-01-2011, 10:25 AM	#4
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Truckin & Jerkin Oooooops!!!! __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

04-01-2011, 10:34 AM	#5
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Truckin & Jerkin Yeehaw! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]