LOL!!

01-24-2008, 09:34 AM

God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?"

Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving . I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans."

God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left.

Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?" Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose; I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields."

God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence and he offers him a seat to his right. Finally , God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?"

Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

dakals · 01-24-2008, 09:45 AM

Ohhhhhhhhhh!! Someone is going to H#LL!!!!!!

jussmatt · 01-24-2008, 01:07 PM

Blastfamy!!! But funny sh*t!!! LOL!!

socwkbiker · 01-24-2008, 02:30 PM

Like Brady doesn't think that's the truth ;)

01-24-2008, 03:38 PM

Didn't he write the joke?

oldbiker · 01-26-2008, 04:58 PM

And the truth has been spoken. Hope the Pats come in second.

01-26-2008, 05:00 PM

Quote:

And the truth has been spoken. Hope the Pats come in second.

No... can't let that little puke Eli win....

01-26-2008, 07:22 PM

Are da Bears still in the playoffs?

socwkbiker · 01-27-2008, 07:37 PM

Quote:

[quote:skfqj4at]And the truth has been spoken. Hope the Pats come in second.

No... can't let that little puke Eli win....[/quote:skfqj4at]

I HATE the giants!!!!

ccmjr77 · 01-28-2008, 06:15 PM

18-1 would be good

**Top Cat** · 01-28-2008, 06:21 PM

Did you guys see the game between the Patriots and Giants at the end of the season? It ment nothing to either team. They both played their startung lineups. It was a great , hard fought game. Unfortunatly my favorite team lost. It WILL be different this time. Giamts 24 - Patriots 20.

01-24-2008, 09:34 AM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	LOL!! God asks Peyton Manning first: "What do you believe?" Peyton thinks long and hard, looks God in the eye, and says, "I believe in hard work, and in staying true to family and friends. I believe in giving . I was lucky, but I always tried to do right by my fans." God can't help but see the essential goodness of Manning, and offers him a seat to his left. Then God turns to Tony Romo and says, "What do you believe?" Tony says, "I believe passion, discipline, courage and honor are the fundamentals of life. I, too, have been lucky, but win or lose; I've always tried to be a true sportsman, both on and off the playing fields." God is greatly moved by Tony's sincere eloquence and he offers him a seat to his right. Finally , God turns to Tom Brady: "And you, Tom, what do you believe?" Tom replies, "I believe you're in my seat."

01-24-2008, 09:45 AM	#2
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	LOL!! Ohhhhhhhhhh!! Someone is going to H#LL!!!!!!

01-24-2008, 01:07 PM	#3
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	LOL!! Blastfamy!!! But funny sh*t!!! LOL!!

01-24-2008, 02:30 PM	#4
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	LOL!! Like Brady doesn't think that's the truth ;) __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-24-2008, 03:38 PM	#5
Guest Posts: n/a	LOL!! Didn't he write the joke?

01-26-2008, 04:58 PM	#6
oldbiker Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: la Fayette, Ga Posts: 472	LOL!! And the truth has been spoken. Hope the Pats come in second.

01-26-2008, 07:22 PM	#8
Guest Posts: n/a	LOL!! Are da Bears still in the playoffs?

01-28-2008, 06:15 PM	#10
ccmjr77 Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Anthem, AZ Posts: 642	LOL!! 18-1 would be good __________________ ccmjr77 2007 Kawasaki Nomad 1600

01-28-2008, 06:21 PM	#11
Top Cat Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Peoples Republic of New York State Posts: 15,154	LOL!! Did you guys see the game between the Patriots and Giants at the end of the season? It ment nothing to either team. They both played their startung lineups. It was a great , hard fought game. Unfortunatly my favorite team lost. It WILL be different this time. Giamts 24 - Patriots 20. __________________ Tim "TC" Conley VBA #9 2011 Victory Kingpin mine 2013 Victory Boardwalk -hers [LEFT][COLOR=#000000] [SIZE=4]

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