My point exactly

Scoot · 01-19-2008, 04:37 PM

An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up...
The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the

86-year-old said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better.'

I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child.

'So what do you think about that Doc ?'

The doctor considered his question for a minute and

then began to tell a story.

'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter

and never misses a season.'

One day he was setting off to go hunting.

In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane

instead of his gun.'

'As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver

sitting at the water's edge.

He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot

the magnificent creature.

Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as

if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.'

'Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead.

Now, what do you think of that?' asked the doctor.

The 86-year-old said ,

'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else

pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.'

The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.'

beezer · 01-19-2008, 04:43 PM

Yellow Jacket · 01-19-2008, 04:52 PM

In 22 more years I will be 86. In the year 2030 I'm gonna have to find a 20 year old gal and find out if the doctor was wrong!

blowndodge · 01-19-2008, 05:12 PM

hahahaha Neve heard that one scoot.

**ringadingh** · 01-19-2008, 11:02 PM

LOL

socwkbiker · 01-20-2008, 12:05 AM

LMAO!

01-20-2008, 10:18 AM

basco · 01-20-2008, 10:19 AM

Nice Beaver

01-20-2008, 10:37 AM

jeeeeeeeeeeez

01-19-2008, 04:37 PM	#1
Scoot Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Selma, Alabama Posts: 878	My point exactly An 86-year-old man went to his doctor for his quarterly check-up... The doctor asked him how he was feeling, and the 86-year-old said, 'Things are great and I've never felt better.' I now have a 20 year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. 'So what do you think about that Doc ?' The doctor considered his question for a minute and then began to tell a story. 'I have an older friend , much like you, who is an avid hunter and never misses a season.' One day he was setting off to go hunting. In a bit of a hurry , he accidentally picked up his walking cane instead of his gun.' 'As he neared a lake , he came across a very large male beaver sitting at the water's edge. He realized he'd left his gun at home and so he couldn't shoot the magnificent creature. Out of habit he raised his cane, aimed it at the animal as if it were his favorite hunting rifle and went 'bang, bang'.' 'Miraculously, two shots rang out and the beaver fell over dead. Now, what do you think of that?' asked the doctor. The 86-year-old said , 'Logic would strongly suggest that somebody else pumped a couple of rounds into that beaver.' The doctor replied , 'My point exactly.' __________________ 2002 1500 VBA #00077 _____________________ 2013 Ultra Classic (Pearl White)

01-19-2008, 04:43 PM	#2
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	My point exactly __________________ 2012 FLHTK

01-19-2008, 04:52 PM	#3
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	My point exactly In 22 more years I will be 86. In the year 2030 I'm gonna have to find a 20 year old gal and find out if the doctor was wrong! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

01-19-2008, 05:12 PM	#4
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	My point exactly hahahaha Neve heard that one scoot. __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

01-19-2008, 11:02 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	My point exactly LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-20-2008, 12:05 AM	#6
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	My point exactly LMAO! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-20-2008, 10:19 AM	#8
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	My point exactly Nice Beaver

01-20-2008, 10:37 AM	#9
Guest Posts: n/a	My point exactly jeeeeeeeeeeez

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