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Scoot · 01-17-2008, 06:36 PM

Brad and Nico wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them. Brad said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage. Nico said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all." Brad replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."

They went into the pub where Brad immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels. Nico said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this." Brad replied, with a smile,"Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers to you."

They downed their drinks. Brad said, "OK now. Here's the plan. I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done. As expected, when the barman noticed them, he went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth bar, Nico said, "Hey Brad - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me."

Brad said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar."

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01-17-2008, 06:41 PM

lol....who's Larry though?

blowndodge · 01-17-2008, 06:44 PM

Like her husband, she screwed up the joke!

01-17-2008, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Brad and Nico wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them. Brad said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage. Nico said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all." Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me."

They went into the pub where Brad immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels. Nico said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this." Brad replied, with a smile,"Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers to you."

They downed their drinks. Brad said, "OK now. Here's the plan. I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done. As expected, when the barman noticed them, he went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth bar, Nico said, "Hey Brad - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me."

Brad said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar."

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Very funny.... but who is Larry?

Todd · 01-17-2008, 06:56 PM

Scoot changed the name to Larry just so we wouldn't know it was really Brad and Tiny.

Scoot · 01-18-2008, 03:38 PM

yea I mucked up the JOKE :'( :'( :'(

beezer · 01-18-2008, 03:51 PM

it's ok scoot, those other ones more than made up for it

socwkbiker · 01-18-2008, 03:53 PM

LMAO!!! That story is so true though!!!

Scoot, just go back and modify it!

01-18-2008, 06:20 PM

SOOOOOO....Larry was Daddy Brad!!!

socwkbiker · 01-18-2008, 06:59 PM

And Nico was on his knees...again.

Todd · 01-18-2008, 08:55 PM

Quote:

SOOOOOO....Larry was Daddy Brad!!!

Of course, If Larry was "Tiny" there would have been nothing to stick out of his pants once the sausage was lost

basco · 01-19-2008, 09:28 AM

Yeah but Nico should have pulled his pants down then they wouldn't have to worry about an indecent exposure charge lack of evidence

01-17-2008, 06:36 PM	#1
Scoot Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Selma, Alabama Posts: 878	Free Drinks Brad and Nico wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them. Brad said, "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage. Nico said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all." Brad replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." They went into the pub where Brad immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels. Nico said, "Now you've lost it! Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this." Brad replied, with a smile,"Don't worry - I have a plan. Cheers to you." They downed their drinks. Brad said, "OK now. Here's the plan. I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done. As expected, when the barman noticed them, he went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth bar, Nico said, "Hey Brad - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me." Brad said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- __________________ 2002 1500 VBA #00077 _____________________ 2013 Ultra Classic (Pearl White)

01-17-2008, 06:41 PM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	Free Drinks lol....who's Larry though?

01-17-2008, 06:44 PM	#3
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Free Drinks Like her husband, she screwed up the joke! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

01-17-2008, 06:56 PM	#5
Todd Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Greensboro, NC Posts: 5,915	Free Drinks Scoot changed the name to Larry just so we wouldn't know it was really Brad and Tiny. __________________ Todd Frazier VBA #0003 VBA National Leader-USA Operations/Garage Moderator - RETIRED 2006 Black Nomad since she was born Greensboro, NC

01-18-2008, 03:38 PM	#6
Scoot Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Selma, Alabama Posts: 878	Free Drinks yea I mucked up the JOKE :'( :'( :'( __________________ 2002 1500 VBA #00077 _____________________ 2013 Ultra Classic (Pearl White)

01-18-2008, 03:51 PM	#7
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Free Drinks it's ok scoot, those other ones more than made up for it __________________ 2012 FLHTK

01-18-2008, 03:53 PM	#8
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Free Drinks LMAO!!! That story is so true though!!! Scoot, just go back and modify it! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-18-2008, 06:20 PM	#9
Guest Posts: n/a	Free Drinks SOOOOOO....Larry was Daddy Brad!!!

01-18-2008, 06:59 PM	#10
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Free Drinks And Nico was on his knees...again. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

01-19-2008, 09:28 AM	#12
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Free Drinks Yeah but Nico should have pulled his pants down then they wouldn't have to worry about an indecent exposure charge lack of evidence

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