Daves Birthday Surprise

[ringadingh]

Dave works hard at the plant & spends most of his evenings riding his scoot with the boys. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them & says "Hey Dave, how ya doin?" His wife is puzzled & asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh No," says Dave. "He works at the plant."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable & says, "you must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser. "No honey, she works at the plant, too."

A stripper comes over to their table & throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says. "Want your usual table dance?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse & storms out of the club.

Dave follows & spots her getting into a cab. Before she slams the door, he jumps in beside her & she starts screaming at him.

The cabby turns his head & says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."

[dakals]

BUSTED!!!!!!!!! that is awesome!!!!!

Ouch!

[basco]

Ah sh!t here we go again :-[