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03-01-2011, 12:21 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Cheltenham , Penna.
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War-Wounded Wee-Wees!
A guy went into a public washroom and had to use the only available urinal, which was between two elderly men. He glanced to his left and saw the guy pissing, but there were two streams. "What the hell is that?" he asked. "War wound. I took a bullet in the p***s in North Africa. They were able to save my dick but they had to leave two holes." Then the guy looked to his right and saw three streams. "What the hell is that?" "War wound. Germany, bullet in the p***s, left three holes." The two veterans then looked over at the guy in the middle and saw 12 streams! "War wound?" they both asked. "Naah, my zipper's stuck." |
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03-01-2011, 12:35 PM
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: Greenwood, Ark.
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03-01-2011, 05:36 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Alexandria La.
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War Wound
I hate when that happens.
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03-01-2011, 10:44 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
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War Wound
Ouch!
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03-01-2011, 11:57 PM
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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Boaz, Alabama
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War Wound
I hate when you catch a little skin in the zipper.
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03-02-2011, 10:41 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Gainesville, Ga.
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Damn, that just brought tears... and memories to my eyes!
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 Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!! |
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