The Gunfighter

**Cajunrider** · 02-14-2011, 10:53 PM

A young cowboy, sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West.

The young cowboy took a place next to the ol'-timer, bought him a drink and told him of his ambition to be a great shot... "Could you give me some tips?" he asked.

The ol'-timer said, "Well, for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high tie the holster a little lower down on your leg."

"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the cowboy.

"Sure will," replied the ol' man.

The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his .44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player.

"That's terrific!" said the cowboy. "Got any more tips?"

"Yep," said the ol'-timer. "Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it - that'll give you a smoother draw."

"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young cowboy.

"You bet it will," said the ol'-timer.

The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cuff link off the piano player.

"Wow!" exclaimed the cowboy. "I'm learnin' somethin' here. Got any more tips?" he asked again.

The ol'-timer pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. "See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it."

The young shooter smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun.

"No," said the ol'-timer, "I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all."

"Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young cowboy.

"No." said the ol'-timer, "But when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he's gonna shove that gun up your ass, and it won't hurt near as much."

**ringadingh** · 02-15-2011, 12:04 AM

I didn't realize Wyatt was such a patient guy.LOL

**trip** · 02-15-2011, 07:39 AM

Yeah, I think Wyatt would have cut the Gunfighter's nuts after loosing his tie. LOL.

"You gonna jerk that pistol or sit there and bleed"?

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-15-2011, 09:20 AM

Good one Mitch.

**jmorrow** · 02-15-2011, 04:55 PM

02-14-2011, 10:53 PM	#1
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	The Gunfighter A young cowboy, sitting in a saloon one Saturday night, recognized an elderly man standing at the bar who, in his day, had been the fastest gun in the West. The young cowboy took a place next to the ol'-timer, bought him a drink and told him of his ambition to be a great shot... "Could you give me some tips?" he asked. The ol'-timer said, "Well, for one thing, you're wearing your gun too high tie the holster a little lower down on your leg." "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the cowboy. "Sure will," replied the ol' man. The young man did as he was told, stood up, whipped out his .44 and shot the bow tie off the piano player. "That's terrific!" said the cowboy. "Got any more tips?" "Yep," said the ol'-timer. "Cut a notch out of your holster where the hammer hits it - that'll give you a smoother draw." "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young cowboy. "You bet it will," said the ol'-timer. The young man took out his knife, cut the notch, stood up, drew his gun in a blur, and then shot a cuff link off the piano player. "Wow!" exclaimed the cowboy. "I'm learnin' somethin' here. Got any more tips?" he asked again. The ol'-timer pointed to a large can in a corner of the saloon. "See that axle grease over there? Coat your gun with it." The young shooter smeared some of the grease on the barrel of his gun. "No," said the ol'-timer, "I mean smear it all over the gun, handle and all." "Will that make me a better gunfighter?" asked the young cowboy. "No." said the ol'-timer, "But when Wyatt Earp gets done playing the piano, he's gonna shove that gun up your ass, and it won't hurt near as much." __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

02-15-2011, 12:04 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The Gunfighter I didn't realize Wyatt was such a patient guy.LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-15-2011, 07:39 AM	#3
trip VBA Founder Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lindale, Texas Posts: 6,846	The Gunfighter Yeah, I think Wyatt would have cut the Gunfighter's nuts after loosing his tie. LOL. "You gonna jerk that pistol or sit there and bleed"? __________________ Robert "Trip" Hilliard VBA/KawaNOW - Founder/Past President VBA # 00001 Trip's Website Custer 09, 18 / Maggie Valley 11 / Eureka Springs 09, 17 / Antlers 09, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18 Texas Hill Country / Deals Gap / Colorado / Wyoming / Montana / Utah / More trips for Trip

02-15-2011, 09:20 AM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	The Gunfighter Good one Mitch. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

02-15-2011, 04:55 PM	#5
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	The Gunfighter __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146