Midget Wants To Buy A Horse

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-13-2011, 12:05 AM

This guy who owns a horse farm gets a call from a friend.

The friend says, "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, and I'm sending him over."

The midget arrives, and the owner asks him if he wants a male or female horse.

"A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one.

"Nith looking horth. Can I see her mouf?"

So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's teeth.

"Nith mouf, can I see her eyeth?"

So the owner picks up the midget and shows him her eyes.

"OK, what about the earsth?"

Now the owners is beginning to get a little pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him her ears.

"Okay, finally, I would like to see her twat."

With that, the owner loses all patience, picks up the midget, and shoves his head up the horse's twat, then pulls him out.

Shaking his wet head, the midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase that. I would like to thee the horth run."

**ringadingh** · 02-13-2011, 09:52 AM

LOL

**jmorrow** · 02-14-2011, 05:42 PM

Stump · 02-14-2011, 06:31 PM

02-13-2011, 12:05 AM	#1
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Midget Wants To Buy A Horse This guy who owns a horse farm gets a call from a friend. The friend says, "I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buy a horse, and I'm sending him over." The midget arrives, and the owner asks him if he wants a male or female horse. "A female horth," the midget replies. So the owner shows him one. "Nith looking horth. Can I see her mouf?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse's teeth. "Nith mouf, can I see her eyeth?" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him her eyes. "OK, what about the earsth?" Now the owners is beginning to get a little pissed, but he picks up the midget one more time and shows him her ears. "Okay, finally, I would like to see her twat." With that, the owner loses all patience, picks up the midget, and shoves his head up the horse's twat, then pulls him out. Shaking his wet head, the midget says, "Perhapth I should rephrase that. I would like to thee the horth run." __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

02-13-2011, 09:52 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Midget Wants To Buy A Horse LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-14-2011, 05:42 PM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Midget Wants To Buy A Horse __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

02-14-2011, 06:31 PM	#4
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Midget Wants To Buy A Horse __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
A midget politically correct question	hammer	Lighter Side/Jokes	5	02-06-2011 10:39 AM
The New Horse...	soldierboy3502	Vulcan Nomad/Vaquero/Voyager	38	01-26-2011 07:41 AM
Texas Midget	rooster1	Lighter Side/Jokes	5	07-27-2009 04:07 PM
Four Horse	jmorrow	Lighter Side/Jokes	4	07-22-2009 10:34 PM
The testicles of a Texas midget	ringadingh	Lighter Side/Jokes	7	07-05-2008 09:25 AM