FORGOT MY GLASSES. . . .

**wompus** · 01-27-2011, 08:49 PM

Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time.

She suggested I do down to the senior center and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a PARACHUTE CLUB.

She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 78 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes!"

I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card.

She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses? This is a membership to a PROSTITUTES CLUB

not a PARACHUTE CLUB!"

I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week.

LIFE AS A SENIOR CITIZEN IS NOT GETTING ANY EASIER.

.

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-27-2011, 09:28 PM

tombstone · 01-27-2011, 09:34 PM

5 jumps a week!?!?!...at 78 you'd better make a run to the pharmacy!

bendusty · 01-28-2011, 03:12 PM

At 63 I can bearly do 6 per week now....

Loafer · 01-28-2011, 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bendusty

At 63 I can bearly do 6 per week now....

That's funny...

Stump · 01-28-2011, 06:35 PM

01-27-2011, 08:49 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	FORGOT MY GLASSES. . . . Yesterday my daughter asked why I didn't do something useful with my time. She suggested I do down to the senior center and hang out with the guys. I did this and when I got home last night I told her that I had joined a PARACHUTE CLUB. She said "Are you nuts? You're almost 78 years old and you're going to start jumping out of airplanes!" I proudly showed her that I even got a membership card. She said to me, "You idiot, where are your glasses? This is a membership to a PROSTITUTES CLUB not a PARACHUTE CLUB!" I'm in trouble again and don't know what to do! I signed up for five jumps a week. LIFE AS A SENIOR CITIZEN IS NOT GETTING ANY EASIER. . __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

01-27-2011, 09:28 PM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	FORGOT MY GLASSES. . . . __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-27-2011, 09:34 PM	#3
tombstone Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Utah Posts: 437	FORGOT MY GLASSES. . . . 5 jumps a week!?!?!...at 78 you'd better make a run to the pharmacy!

01-28-2011, 03:12 PM	#4
bendusty Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Watkinsville, GA Posts: 186	FORGOT MY GLASSES. . . . At 63 I can bearly do 6 per week now....

01-28-2011, 06:35 PM	#6
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	FORGOT MY GLASSES. . . . __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

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