Married Man & Secretary

rooster1 · 01-20-2011, 01:34 PM

A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse.

After work he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious that he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had great sex for two hours.

Afterward the fellow went to the bathroom to straighten up for the trip home and noticed a huge hickey on his neck.

He panicked, wondering what he was going to tell his wife.

After the man unlocked his front door, his dog came bounding to greet him. Aha, the man thought, and promptly fell to the carpet, pretending to fight off the affectionate animal.

Holding his neck with one hand, he said, "Honey, look what the dog did to my neck!"

"Hell, that's nothing" she answered, ripping open her blouse. "Look what he did to my tits!"

**ringadingh** · 01-20-2011, 06:16 PM

I guess that tit for tat.

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-20-2011, 09:13 PM

deadant · 01-20-2011, 09:18 PM

01-20-2011, 01:34 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Married Man & Secretary A married man decided to work late to be with his sexy secretary, so he called his wife to make up an excuse. After work he invited his secretary to dinner. It soon became obvious that he was going to get lucky, so the two went back to her apartment and had great sex for two hours. Afterward the fellow went to the bathroom to straighten up for the trip home and noticed a huge hickey on his neck. He panicked, wondering what he was going to tell his wife. After the man unlocked his front door, his dog came bounding to greet him. Aha, the man thought, and promptly fell to the carpet, pretending to fight off the affectionate animal. Holding his neck with one hand, he said, "Honey, look what the dog did to my neck!" "Hell, that's nothing" she answered, ripping open her blouse. "Look what he did to my tits!"

01-20-2011, 06:16 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Married Man & Secretary I guess that tit for tat. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-20-2011, 09:13 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Married Man & Secretary __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-20-2011, 09:18 PM	#4
deadant Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Dickinson, ND Posts: 341	Married Man & Secretary

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