Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

**wompus** · 01-19-2011, 08:44 PM

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.

Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears...

How much do you charge?
Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor.
I'll sleep on it, I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having? he asked.

Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!

Is that so! With a bit of an attitude he said, and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?

He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!
FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!

sly · 01-19-2011, 09:32 PM

YYEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!

Stump · 01-19-2011, 10:09 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-20-2011, 12:37 AM

Bartenders are smart people.

**BudMan** · 01-20-2011, 01:36 PM

Sometimes the answer is obvious.

**ringadingh** · 01-20-2011, 06:18 PM

01-19-2011, 08:44 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM: I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy. Just put yourself in my hands for one year, said the shrink. Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears... How much do you charge? Eighty dollars per visit, replied the doctor. I'll sleep on it, I said. Six months later the doctor met me on the street. Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having? he asked. Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup! Is that so! With a bit of an attitude he said, and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you? He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!! FORGET THE SHRINKS.. HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER! __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

01-19-2011, 09:32 PM	#2
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders YYEEESSSSSSS!!!!!! __________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

01-19-2011, 10:09 PM	#3
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

01-20-2011, 12:37 AM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders Bartenders are smart people. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-20-2011, 01:36 PM	#5
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders Sometimes the answer is obvious. __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

01-20-2011, 06:18 PM	#6
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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