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Old 01-10-2011, 08:41 PM   #1
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Scary situation

You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way
and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?
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Old 01-10-2011, 08:46 PM   #2
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[quote author=topcat board=misc thread=21549 post=323408 time=1294710088]You are riding on a beautiful white horse.
On your left side is a drop off.
On your right side are several ostriches being chased by a lion.
In front of you are four large gazelles that won't get out of your way
and you can't seem to overtake them.
Behind you is a stampede of horses.
What must you do to get out of this highly dangerous situation?



Thats really funny, thanks.
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Old 01-10-2011, 08:55 PM   #3
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I always get scared by that stampede behind me.
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Old 01-10-2011, 10:04 PM   #4
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Scary situation

You really had me thinking until I scrolled down.
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Old 01-11-2011, 03:01 PM   #5
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I didn't see it coming.
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Scary situation

Funny one Tim.
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Old 01-11-2011, 09:39 PM   #7
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Scary situation

I was sucked-in by that one
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