Nice Balls

rooster1 · 01-11-2011, 10:13 AM

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.

"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.

"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them." Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says,

"Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"

deadant · 01-11-2011, 10:16 AM

gotta watch out for those midgets.

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-11-2011, 10:18 AM

**ringadingh** · 01-11-2011, 10:30 AM

**BudMan** · 01-11-2011, 02:58 PM

01-11-2011, 10:13 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Nice Balls A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. "Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest balls I have ever seen!" Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away. "Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them." Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's balls, and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll jump off the ladder!"

01-11-2011, 10:16 AM	#2
deadant Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Dickinson, ND Posts: 341	Nice Balls gotta watch out for those midgets.

01-11-2011, 10:18 AM	#3
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01-11-2011, 10:30 AM	#4
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01-11-2011, 02:58 PM	#5
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