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Old 11-26-2007, 05:43 PM   #1
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Three bikers were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
The first biker had married a woman from Colorado and had told her she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second biker had married a woman from Nebraska. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.

The third biker had married a girl from Missouri . He told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye; enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

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Old 11-26-2007, 07:18 PM   #2
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LOL.....good for her!!!
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Old 11-26-2007, 08:32 PM   #3
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^biased
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Old 11-26-2007, 09:28 PM   #4
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Careful you might get your man card taken away. I speak from personal experience.
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Old 11-27-2007, 09:52 AM   #5
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Not for that comment. He's right, she's a bit, no a lot biased.
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Old 11-27-2007, 05:57 PM   #6
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Yup, I had to crack the ole whip today. I might have to crack it again BRB
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Old 11-28-2007, 12:51 PM   #7
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I knew there was something about Missouri I didn't like!
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