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Can the hazard of drinking too much beer be explained without saying a word? Absolutely! Be aware fellas....be very aware!
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Guess thats a good reason to not run out of beer for some.
Honest Officer its not really a DUI.... it has a purpose
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from the sliding scale 3/4 of a beer would do me
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The only hazard of drinking too much beer is you will eventually run out.
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It would take waaaaaay more than 1 beer to make that transition.
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what I was saying as you slide the beer to the right it gets about 3/4 the way over before she looks good that may be 3/4 of a case or keg
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I have viewed women that way many times when I was in the Navy. Waking up was sure a surprise.
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Our beer is a lot stronger here, so we can make them look pretty a lot quicker.
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Tequilla Shots.........
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No amount of beer would make that look better. Kris, I now question you and your drinking ability. ;)
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Do any of your wives drink? There might be a reason!
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When I was younger, if I drank enough to see that change... I would be toooooo drunk to enjoy the fantasy of what I thought I was seeing.
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