In Association with VBA Web : Memorial | Merchandise



Important Info : Please Read!
If this is your first visit to our new forum (est. 9.20.11) and you're already registered on the old forum, you'll have to request a new password in order to log in here. To do so, please Click Here and fill in the proper info. You must use the email address that you originally registered with on the old forum. You will then be emailed a new password (if you don't see it, please check your spam/junk folder). If you have any problems at all, please email us at mail@VulcanBagger.com. Thanks!



Go Back   Vulcan Bagger Forums > General > Off-Topic > Lighter Side/Jokes
Register FAQ Upgrade Membership Community Calendar Today's Posts Search
Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 12-16-2010, 12:22 AM   #1
AlabamaNomadRider   AlabamaNomadRider is offline
Sr. Contributor
 
AlabamaNomadRider's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Boaz, Alabama
Posts: 13,742
Send a message via AIM to AlabamaNomadRider Send a message via Yahoo to AlabamaNomadRider
Dear Abby

Dear Abby,

My husband has a long record of money problems.
He runs up huge credit-card bills and at the end of the month, if I try to
pay them off, he shouts at me, saying I am stealing his money.
He says pay the minimum and let our kids worry about the rest, but already
we can hardly keep up with the interest.

Also he has been so arrogant and abusive toward our neighbors that most of
them no longer speak to us.
The few that do are an odd bunch, to whom he has been giving a lot of
expensive gifts, running up our bills even more.

Also, he has gotten religious.
One week he hangs out with Catholics and the next with people who say the
Pope is the Anti-Christ.

Finally, the last straw.
He's demanding that before anyone can be in the same room with him, they
must sign a loyalty oath.
It's just so horribly creepy!
Can you help?

Signed, Lost in DC

Dear Lost:
Stop whining, Michelle.
You can divorce the jerk any time you want. The rest of us are stuck with
him for two more years!


__________________

Gene Cross, Jr.
Boaz, Alabama
KawaNOW/VBA #1181
  Reply With Quote
Old 12-16-2010, 04:02 PM   #2
BudMan   BudMan is offline
 
BudMan's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Greenwood, Ark.
Posts: 4,736
Dear Abby

__________________


Dave Jesse
2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager
2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold
VBA #1108

2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers
2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers
2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers
2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers
  Reply With Quote
Old 12-16-2010, 07:28 PM   #3
ringadingh   ringadingh is offline
 
ringadingh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
Posts: 35,387
Dear Abby

__________________

2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter
VBA #27
VROC #18951
  Reply With Quote
Old 12-16-2010, 08:04 PM   #4
Stump   Stump is offline
Sr. Member
 
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Scottown ohio
Posts: 1,225
Dear Abby

__________________
Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Dear wife, dear husband... wompus Lighter Side/Jokes 4 05-26-2011 11:13 AM
Dear God sly Lighter Side/Jokes 4 01-20-2011 12:42 AM
Dear Abby AlabamaNomadRider Lighter Side/Jokes 2 09-28-2010 11:38 AM
Dear Abby kawgirl Lighter Side/Jokes 8 08-18-2009 11:08 AM
Dear grandson ringadingh Lighter Side/Jokes 3 05-27-2009 04:00 PM

In Association with VBA Web Join VBA Web Now!

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:44 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.