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Old 01-15-2008, 11:10 AM   #1
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A man appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St.Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"On a trip to the Black Hills of South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.
I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.
So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off, or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of you!"
St. Peter was impressed .. "When did this happen?"
" Couple of minutes ago."
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Old 01-15-2008, 11:12 AM   #2
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Damn women always getting men into trouble. LOL
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Old 01-15-2008, 11:12 AM   #3
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Old 01-15-2008, 11:13 AM   #4
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I got your +1
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Old 01-15-2008, 11:17 AM   #5
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lol
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Old 01-15-2008, 02:36 PM   #6
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I'm sorry i mean +2
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Old 01-16-2008, 08:53 PM   #7
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