Banging & Bicycles

rooster1 · 10-20-2010, 11:32 AM

Banging & Bicycles!

One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday.

Little Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle??? Wait until Christmas!"

Christmas came around, and Little Johnny asked again.

The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry kiddo. Ask me again some other time."

Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving.

Little Johnny said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were 'pulling out,' and Mommy said that 'you should wait because she was coming, too....'

"And I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna be stuck with your $80,000 mortgage!"

**ringadingh** · 10-20-2010, 08:45 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-20-2010, 09:19 PM

I liked this one.

Stump · 10-20-2010, 09:45 PM

10-20-2010, 11:32 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Banging & Bicycles Banging & Bicycles! One day Little Johnny went to his father, and asked him if he could buy him a $200 bicycle for his birthday. Little Johnny's father said, "Johnny, we have a $80,000 mortgage on the house, and you want me to buy you a bicycle??? Wait until Christmas!" Christmas came around, and Little Johnny asked again. The father said, "Well, the mortgage is still extremely high, sorry kiddo. Ask me again some other time." Well, about 2 days later, the boy was seen walking out of the house with all his belongings in a suitcase. The father felt sorry for him, and asked him why he was leaving. Little Johnny said, "Yesterday I was walking past your room, and I heard you say that you were 'pulling out,' and Mommy said that 'you should wait because she was coming, too....' "And I'll be DAMNED if I'm gonna be stuck with your $80,000 mortgage!"

10-20-2010, 08:45 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Banging & Bicycles __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-20-2010, 09:19 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Banging & Bicycles I liked this one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-20-2010, 09:45 PM	#4
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Banging & Bicycles __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.