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Old 10-22-2010, 12:01 PM   #1
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Tonto and the Lone Ranger were riding along when they came to a long valley.

After about an hour, they realized the valley was a dead end surrounded by sheer cliffs that would be impossible for a man to climb let alone a horse.

Just as they were about to turn around, hundreds of screaming Sioux warriors in full war paint appeared at the top of the cliffs all pointing their guns and bows directly at the two of them.

The Lone Ranger coolly assessed the situation then looked over at Tonto and said, “Tonto, looks like we’ve got trouble!”

Tonto, not missing a beat, replied, “What you mean ‘we’ white man?”
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