Where Did I Come From?

recumbentbob · 10-15-2010, 05:26 AM

One day, a little boy asked his father, "Daddy, where did I come from?"
"Ah, my son, I guess you'll need to find out one day anyway," said the father.
"Well, you see, your mom and I first got together in a chat-room on Voyeurweb. Then I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cyber cafe. One thing led to another and we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
"As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and, since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little popup appeared and said: 'You've got male'."

Loafer · 10-15-2010, 06:26 AM

Funny, that will explain it well to the next gen...

**ringadingh** · 10-15-2010, 08:38 AM

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-15-2010, 10:17 AM

Good one.

Stump · 10-15-2010, 05:31 PM

10-15-2010, 05:26 AM	#1
recumbentbob Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Newburgh IN Posts: 3,404	Where Did I Come From? One day, a little boy asked his father, "Daddy, where did I come from?" "Ah, my son, I guess you'll need to find out one day anyway," said the father. "Well, you see, your mom and I first got together in a chat-room on Voyeurweb. Then I set up a date via e-mail and we met at a cyber cafe. One thing led to another and we sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. "As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall and, since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little popup appeared and said: 'You've got male'." __________________ VBA #01084 "A well regulated militia being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the People to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

10-15-2010, 06:26 AM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Where Did I Come From? Funny, that will explain it well to the next gen... __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

10-15-2010, 08:38 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Where Did I Come From? __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-15-2010, 10:17 AM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Where Did I Come From? Good one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-15-2010, 05:31 PM	#5
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Where Did I Come From? __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.