nympho convention

Nymphomaniac Convention


A man boarded an airplane and took his seat.

As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the

most beautiful woman boarding the plane.



He soon realized she was heading straight

towards his seat. As fate would have it,

she took the seat right beside his.



Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted

out, "Business trip or pleasure?"



She turned, smiled and said, "Business. I'm

going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America

Convention in Boston."



He swallowed hard. Here was the most

gorgeous w oman he had ever seen

sitting next to him, and she was going to a

meeting of nymphomaniacs.



Struggling to maintain his composure, he

calmly asked, "What's your business role

at this convention?"



"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information

that I have learned from my personal

experiences to debunk some of the

popular myths about sexuality."



"Really?" he said. "And what kind of

myths are there?"



"Well," she explained, "one popular myth is that

African-American men are the most well-endowed

of all men, when in fact it is the Native American

Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.



Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the

best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish

descent who are the best.



I have also discovered that the lover with

absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."



Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable

and blushed. "I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really

be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know

your name."



"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but

my friends call me Bubba."

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