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08-29-2007, 08:42 AM
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Ever been this drunk?
A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.
"Maybe all I need is some fresh air," thought the man as he crawled outside. He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud. "Screw it," he thought. "I'll just crawl home." The next morning, his wife found him on the doorstep asleep. "You went out drinking last night, didn't you?" she said. "Uh, yes," he said sheepishly. "How did you know?" "You left your wheelchair at the bar again."
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08-29-2007, 11:00 AM
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Ever been this drunk?
<marquee>I know some people in wheelchairs that would take offense to this...</marquee>
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I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited  There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them.  The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005 |
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08-29-2007, 11:11 AM
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Ever been this drunk?
I know some drunk people that just might take offense to that!!
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08-29-2007, 04:42 PM
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Ever been this drunk?
There's that handsome hank again!! thanks for posting him!
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I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005 |
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08-29-2007, 08:20 PM
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08-30-2007, 08:53 AM
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Ever been this drunk?
BD's alter ego...like Batman, except Hank hangs out in those fruity bars with girly drinks.
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08-30-2007, 09:21 AM
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Ever been this drunk?
 <-- 1 smiley face 269 to go
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08-30-2007, 09:25 AM
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Ever been this drunk?
It's been a while since "I lost my way home".
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08-30-2007, 09:31 AM
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Ever been this drunk?
"I once was lost, but now I'm just blind" Kid Rock
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08-30-2007, 09:40 AM
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Ever been this drunk?
<--267 .... Come on Trip...dont make me do this!!!! I give advice, post pictures and behave on the board....?well? 2 outta 3 aint bad.
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08-30-2007, 09:44 AM
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Calm down Toddster........ if it's meant to be... it will be........
Just put it in ULTRA GOD's hands!!! :-* |
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08-30-2007, 11:34 AM
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Ever been this drunk?
Don't do it Todd. You saw what happened to BD's face when it was put in Nico's hands.
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08-30-2007, 12:09 PM
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Ever been this drunk?
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Now that's good advice!
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08-30-2007, 12:32 PM
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Ever been this drunk?
<marquee>Look what he did to his own!
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I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005 |
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