Ponderisms for 2010

[AlabamaNomadRider]

Ponderisms for 2010... Enjoy.



· I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.

· There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.

· Life is sexually transmitted.

· Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

· The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

· Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing..

· Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs
like they used to?

· Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

· All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

· In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take
Prozac to make it normal.

· How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a
campfire?

· Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things
and drink whatever comes out?'

· If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

· Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up
there anyway?

· If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

· Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

· Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

· Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

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