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Old 03-25-2010, 11:58 AM   #1
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If Men Had A va***a

If Men Had A va***a

Top 10 things a man would do if he woke up with a va***a for a day:

1. Immediately go shopping for a huge cucumber and zucchini.

2. Squat over a hand held mirror for 2 hours.

3. See if he could actually do the splits.

4. See if it's possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

5. Cross his legs with out rearranging

6. Get picked up at a bar in less than 10 minutes before closing time.

7. Have multiple orgasms and still be ready for more, without taking a nap first.

8. Go to a gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

9. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breast.

10. Finally find that damned G-spot!!!
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If Men Had A va***a

Wouldn't that be the life.
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If Men Had A va***a

Unless that one day was during the period! :(
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If Men Had A va***a

I once saw a girl at a carnival show smoke a cigar and puff smoke out of hers. Those carnival side shows were something else back in the late 60s and early 70s.
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