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Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Boaz, Alabama
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Lost in Translation
Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large
German-speaking Population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The farmer shouted: 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen.' (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows have s*** in it.') The man shouted back: 'I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak in English.' The farmer replied: 'Use both hands. You'll get more that way.'
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