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Old 12-10-2009, 01:02 PM   #1
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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bar tender to give him 2 beers.

The bar tender hands over 2 beers and the guy drinks 1 and pours the other 1 on his hand. He then asks for another 2 beers, so the bartender hands over the beer and again he drinks 1 and pours the other on his hand.

The bar tender gets pissed off and cleans up his mess again. The guy asks the bar tender for another 2 beers, he drinks 1 and when he is about to pour the other on his hand the bar tender shouts at him "What the f**k do you think you're doing? I just cleaned up your mess".

The guy replies "I'm getting my date drunk."
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Old 12-10-2009, 01:31 PM   #2
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Whats he gonna do when his date falls asleep!
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Old 12-11-2009, 05:09 PM   #3
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Whats he gonna do when his date falls asleep!
Just call up his German friend Hans Jerkinof!
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