Reading Book In Bed

rooster1 · 01-04-2010, 12:57 PM

A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he’s reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book.

The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, Gets up and starts stripping in front of him.

The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?"

His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay."

The husband says, "No, not at all."

His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?"

"I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."

**ringadingh** · 01-04-2010, 01:33 PM

Some guys are quite ingenious!

psychocycle · 01-05-2010, 09:03 AM

::)

beezer · 01-05-2010, 09:08 AM

that's a good one

fish · 01-05-2010, 09:17 AM

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-06-2010, 02:24 AM

01-04-2010, 12:57 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Reading Book In Bed A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a book. As he’s reading, he periodically reaches over to his wife and fondles her special area. He does this a few times, but only for a very short interval before returning to read his book. The wife gradually becomes more and more aroused and, assuming that her husband is seeking some encouragement before going further, Gets up and starts stripping in front of him. The husband is confused and asks, "Why are you taking off your clothes?" His wife replies, "You were rubbing me downtown. I thought it was foreplay." The husband says, "No, not at all." His wife asks angrily, "Well, what the hell were you doing then?" "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book."

01-04-2010, 01:33 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Reading Book In Bed Some guys are quite ingenious! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-05-2010, 09:03 AM	#3
psychocycle Advanced Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Posts: 822	Reading Book In Bed ::) __________________ Psychocycle VBA # 1125 2002 1500 fi Nomad

01-05-2010, 09:08 AM	#4
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Reading Book In Bed that's a good one __________________ 2012 FLHTK

01-05-2010, 09:17 AM	#5
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	Reading Book In Bed __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

01-06-2010, 02:24 AM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Reading Book In Bed __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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