In Association with VBA Web : Memorial | Merchandise



Important Info : Please Read!
If this is your first visit to our new forum (est. 9.20.11) and you're already registered on the old forum, you'll have to request a new password in order to log in here. To do so, please Click Here and fill in the proper info. You must use the email address that you originally registered with on the old forum. You will then be emailed a new password (if you don't see it, please check your spam/junk folder). If you have any problems at all, please email us at mail@VulcanBagger.com. Thanks!



Go Back   Vulcan Bagger Forums > General > Off-Topic > Lighter Side/Jokes
Register FAQ Upgrade Membership Community Calendar Today's Posts Search
Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
Old 01-05-2010, 12:42 PM   #1
rooster1   rooster1 is offline
Sr. Member
 
rooster1's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Cheltenham , Penna.
Posts: 1,091
The Perfect KawaNow Man



The perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.

The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.

The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on you.

The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.

He never has made you cry
Or hurt you In any way
Oh, %*#%!@# this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay!
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-05-2010, 07:04 PM   #2
ringadingh   ringadingh is offline
 
ringadingh's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada
Posts: 35,387
The Perfect KawaNow Man

I figured that out just past the halfway point.
__________________

2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter
VBA #27
VROC #18951
  Reply With Quote
Old 01-06-2010, 02:22 AM   #3
AlabamaNomadRider   AlabamaNomadRider is offline
Sr. Contributor
 
AlabamaNomadRider's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Boaz, Alabama
Posts: 13,742
Send a message via AIM to AlabamaNomadRider Send a message via Yahoo to AlabamaNomadRider
The Perfect KawaNow Man

Does gay mean happy?
__________________

Gene Cross, Jr.
Boaz, Alabama
KawaNOW/VBA #1181
  Reply With Quote
Reply


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off

Forum Jump

Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
The Perfect Woman ringadingh Lighter Side/Jokes 9 10-12-2010 08:46 PM
The perfect day wompus Lighter Side/Jokes 4 10-01-2010 09:11 PM
Perfect Breasts AlabamaNomadRider Lighter Side/Jokes 0 05-03-2010 01:44 AM
The Perfect Woman ringadingh Lighter Side/Jokes 57 08-09-2008 10:51 PM
The Perfect Woman beezer Lighter Side/Jokes 16 12-07-2007 09:01 PM

In Association with VBA Web Join VBA Web Now!

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 01:09 AM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.2
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.