Peggy Sue Likes To Screw

rooster1 · 12-31-2009, 01:53 PM

Peggy Sue Likes To Screw

Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive in.

Peggy Sue's father responds "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it."

Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says, "Whaaaat?"

"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's father, "Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her!"

Bobby's eyes light up and smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening.

A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes an announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out of the front door while dad is saying "Have a good evening kids," with a wink for Bobby.

About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father, "DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST!!!!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!!!"

psychocycle · 12-31-2009, 03:58 PM

**cnc** · 12-31-2009, 04:04 PM

Thats funny, by the way have you seen my twist driver?

**ringadingh** · 12-31-2009, 11:47 PM

**jmorrow** · 01-01-2010, 11:47 AM

beezer · 01-03-2010, 08:00 AM

I did her

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-06-2010, 02:27 AM

12-31-2009, 01:53 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Peggy Sue Likes To Screw Peggy Sue Likes To Screw Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive in. Peggy Sue's father responds "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says, "Whaaaat?" "Yeah," says Peggy Sue's father, "Peggy Sue really likes to screw. She'll screw all night if we let her!" Bobby's eyes light up and smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes an announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out of the front door while dad is saying "Have a good evening kids," with a wink for Bobby. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father, "DAMMIT DADDY! THE TWIST!!!!! IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!!!!"

12-31-2009, 03:58 PM	#2
psychocycle Advanced Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada Posts: 822	Peggy Sue Likes To Screw __________________ Psychocycle VBA # 1125 2002 1500 fi Nomad

12-31-2009, 04:04 PM	#3
cnc Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal QC Posts: 12,034	Peggy Sue Likes To Screw Thats funny, by the way have you seen my twist driver? __________________ Norm Ward 2008 blue / silver nomad kawanow / VBA #01136

12-31-2009, 11:47 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Peggy Sue Likes To Screw __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-01-2010, 11:47 AM	#5
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Peggy Sue Likes To Screw __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

01-03-2010, 08:00 AM	#6
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Peggy Sue Likes To Screw I did her __________________ 2012 FLHTK

01-06-2010, 02:27 AM	#7
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Peggy Sue Likes To Screw __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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