Frozen skunk

**ringadingh** · 10-07-2009, 11:06 PM

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.
There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, Its nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?

He says, O. K., Get in the car with it.

Where shall I put it to get it warm?

He says, Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.

But what about the smell?

Just hold its little nose.

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-08-2009, 02:08 AM

Very cute.

tex · 10-08-2009, 06:16 AM

still laughing...... tears in keyboard

**Cajunrider** · 10-08-2009, 08:02 AM

10-07-2009, 11:06 PM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Frozen skunk A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, Its nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning? He says, O. K., Get in the car with it. Where shall I put it to get it warm? He says, Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there. But what about the smell? Just hold its little nose. The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-08-2009, 02:08 AM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Frozen skunk Very cute. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

10-08-2009, 06:16 AM	#3
tex Jr. Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 40	Frozen skunk still laughing...... tears in keyboard

10-08-2009, 08:02 AM	#4
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Frozen skunk __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

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