Young Man & Little Old Lady

rooster1 · 08-21-2009, 11:19 AM

Defense Attorney: What is your age?

Little Old Woman: I am 76 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?

Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you?

Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him?

Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago.

Defense Attorney: What happened next?

Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts.

Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then?

Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him.

Defense Attorney: Why not?

Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "take me, young man, Take me!"

Defense Attorney: Did he take you?

Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot the son of a bitch

fish · 08-21-2009, 11:47 AM

blowndodge · 08-21-2009, 12:28 PM

Are you sure that boy wasn't SWB?

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-21-2009, 11:12 PM

Good one.

**ringadingh** · 08-22-2009, 06:47 AM

ridemslow · 08-22-2009, 10:48 PM

Justifable homicide??

socwkbiker · 08-24-2009, 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Blowndodge "Darksider"

Are you sure that boy wasn't SWB?

You're ol' lady's been talking again I see.

**Cajunrider** · 08-25-2009, 09:32 AM

beezer · 08-26-2009, 01:19 PM

08-21-2009, 11:19 AM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Young Man & Little Old Lady Defense Attorney: What is your age? Little Old Woman: I am 76 years old. Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you? Little Old Woman: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me. Defense Attorney: Did you know him? Little Old Woman: No, but he sure was friendly. Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you? Little Old Woman: He started to rub my thigh. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him? Little Old Woman: No, I didn't stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Woman: It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago. Defense Attorney: What happened next? Little Old Woman: He began to rub my breasts. Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Woman: No, I did not stop him. Defense Attorney: Why not? Little Old Woman: Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years! Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "take me, young man, Take me!" Defense Attorney: Did he take you? Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, "April Fool!" And that's when I shot the son of a bitch

08-21-2009, 11:47 AM	#2
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08-21-2009, 12:28 PM	#3
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08-21-2009, 11:12 PM	#4
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08-22-2009, 06:47 AM	#5
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08-22-2009, 10:48 PM	#6
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08-25-2009, 09:32 AM	#8
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08-26-2009, 01:19 PM	#9
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