Retirement and Traffic Tickets

MarkG · 08-04-2009, 09:51 PM

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So my wife called him a sh*t-head.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 20 minutes.
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had an Obama sticker.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-04-2009, 11:46 PM

I liked that.

**ringadingh** · 08-05-2009, 07:49 AM

I like that to!

It reminds me of another one about an A- hole stretcher.

vidornomad · 08-05-2009, 08:49 AM

I will have to remember that when I retire.

jesse · 08-05-2009, 10:36 PM

I may try that before I retire!

**billmac** · 08-07-2009, 03:38 PM

As a retiree, I can appreciate that story.

The story reminds me of true situation I observed.

A cop was writing a parking ticket on a curb in front of a University. A student passing by the activity said to the officer, "that ticket will probably cost that student his last five dollars." The cop replied, "if I only had five dollars, I would not have wasted it by parking here."

08-04-2009, 09:51 PM	#1
MarkG Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Chandler, AZ Posts: 1,255	Retirement and Traffic Tickets Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?' He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So my wife called him a sh*t-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus and the car had an Obama sticker. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age. __________________ Mark Griffin 2021 Manhattan Metallic K1600GTL 2016 Silver K1600GTL - sold 2015 Red/Blk Cross Country Tour - sold 2008 Red/Blk Nomad - sold KE7HG VBA 00176, IBA 65686, MOA 211564 Mesquite '08\|Custer '09\|Cortez '10\|Maggie Valley '11\|Kanab '12\|Estes Park '13\|Red Lodge '16\|Custer '18

08-04-2009, 11:46 PM	#2
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Retirement and Traffic Tickets I liked that. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

08-05-2009, 07:49 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Retirement and Traffic Tickets I like that to! It reminds me of another one about an A- hole stretcher. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

08-05-2009, 08:49 AM	#4
vidornomad Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Vidor, Texas Posts: 346	Retirement and Traffic Tickets I will have to remember that when I retire.

08-05-2009, 10:36 PM	#5
jesse Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Farmington, Arkansas Posts: 1,013	Retirement and Traffic Tickets I may try that before I retire! __________________ 2012 Goldwing 80,000+ & counting 2005 Nomad 76,585 mi VBA #628 IBA #54485

08-07-2009, 03:38 PM	#6
billmac Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,472	Retirement and Traffic Tickets As a retiree, I can appreciate that story. The story reminds me of true situation I observed. A cop was writing a parking ticket on a curb in front of a University. A student passing by the activity said to the officer, "that ticket will probably cost that student his last five dollars." The cop replied, "if I only had five dollars, I would not have wasted it by parking here."

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