Getting Old

**jmorrow** · 07-27-2009, 02:09 PM

It's Tough Getting Old

A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife yells back to him,

"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"

**ringadingh** · 07-27-2009, 04:04 PM

**BudMan** · 07-27-2009, 05:01 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 07-28-2009, 08:25 PM

Another good one.

07-27-2009, 02:09 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Getting Old It's Tough Getting Old A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along. When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample." The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?" The wife yells back to him, "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS" __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

07-27-2009, 04:04 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Getting Old __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-27-2009, 05:01 PM	#3
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	Getting Old __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

07-28-2009, 08:25 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Getting Old Another good one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181