In the forest. . .

lw · 05-31-2009, 03:54 AM

It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods.

A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch.

It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in."

Wipe that smile off your face.

**trip** · 05-31-2009, 06:30 AM

**ringadingh** · 05-31-2009, 08:15 AM

Thats good for first thing on a Sunday Morning.

socwkbiker · 05-31-2009, 08:50 AM

fish · 05-31-2009, 04:37 PM

Its also good on a Sunday afternoon

blowndodge · 06-01-2009, 10:06 AM

Even SWB understood it!!!

dakals · 06-01-2009, 08:18 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

**coacha** · 06-01-2009, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dakals

LMAO!!!!!!!!!

Your still around? Dang, it's been a coon's age since I've seen you dakals. Hope you are well.

**Cajunrider** · 06-02-2009, 05:21 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-17-2009, 11:26 PM

I liked that one.

05-31-2009, 03:54 AM	#1
lw Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Pasadena, Texas Posts: 2,117	In the forest. . . It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?" The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in." Wipe that smile off your face.

05-31-2009, 06:30 AM	#2
trip VBA Founder Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lindale, Texas Posts: 6,846	In the forest. . . __________________ Robert "Trip" Hilliard VBA/KawaNOW - Founder/Past President VBA # 00001 Trip's Website Custer 09, 18 / Maggie Valley 11 / Eureka Springs 09, 17 / Antlers 09, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18 Texas Hill Country / Deals Gap / Colorado / Wyoming / Montana / Utah / More trips for Trip

05-31-2009, 08:15 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	In the forest. . . Thats good for first thing on a Sunday Morning. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-31-2009, 08:50 AM	#4
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	In the forest. . . __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

05-31-2009, 04:37 PM	#5
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	In the forest. . . Its also good on a Sunday afternoon __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

06-01-2009, 10:06 AM	#6
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	In the forest. . . Even SWB understood it!!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

06-01-2009, 08:18 PM	#7
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	In the forest. . . LMAO!!!!!!!!!

06-02-2009, 05:21 PM	#9
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	In the forest. . . __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

08-17-2009, 11:26 PM	#10
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	In the forest. . . I liked that one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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