New Dental Procedure

**jmorrow** · 06-06-2009, 10:11 PM

The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.

'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said.

The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects.
'I can't do the gas thing The thought of having the gas mask on is
Suffocating me!'

The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a
Pill. 'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.'

The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.'

The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!'

It doesn't' said the dentist, 'but it's going to give you
Something to hold on to when I pull your tooth.

**Cajunrider** · 06-06-2009, 10:40 PM

**ringadingh** · 06-07-2009, 08:05 AM

foztex · 06-07-2009, 11:07 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-17-2009, 11:05 PM

06-06-2009, 10:11 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	New Dental Procedure The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot. 'No way! No needles. I hate needles' the patient said. The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man objects. 'I can't do the gas thing The thought of having the gas mask on is Suffocating me!' The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objection to taking a Pill. 'No objection,' the patient says. 'I'm fine with pills.' The dentist then returns and says, 'Here's a Viagra tablet.' The patient says, 'Wow! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer!' It doesn't' said the dentist, 'but it's going to give you Something to hold on to when I pull your tooth. __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

06-06-2009, 10:40 PM	#2
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	New Dental Procedure __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

06-07-2009, 08:05 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	New Dental Procedure __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-07-2009, 11:07 PM	#4
foztex Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Texas Posts: 407	New Dental Procedure

08-17-2009, 11:05 PM	#5
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	New Dental Procedure __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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