World's Greatest Surgeon

blowndodge · 05-15-2009, 04:24 PM

Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England ."

The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."

The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."

**Cajunrider** · 05-15-2009, 05:41 PM

Very good Brad.

blowndodge · 05-15-2009, 05:57 PM

I enjoyed it! Now that she has been caught lying about prior knowledge of the use of waterboarding and stumbling for answers to cover her ugly face!

**ringadingh** · 05-15-2009, 06:47 PM

She will probably be your next president.

blowndodge · 05-15-2009, 07:24 PM

Where's my gun!!!!!!

**ringadingh** · 05-15-2009, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Blowndodge "Darksider"

Where's my gun!!!!!!

Didn't Sarah Palin take it moose hunting?

**Cajunrider** · 05-15-2009, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Blowndodge "Darksider"

I enjoyed it! Now that she has been caught lying about prior knowledge of the use of waterboarding and stumbling for answers to cover her ugly face!

No, you've got it all wrong, the CIA lied not her. That's according to her anyway. Wait till they come out swinging in defense. I'm sure they keep pretty good records of what they say and do. She'll have sh!t, I mean egg all over her face.

ridemslow · 05-15-2009, 11:26 PM

What would you bet she gets a pass? ::) Democrats get a pass...remember? ???

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Originally Posted by Blowndodge "Darksider"

I enjoyed it! Now that she has been caught lying about prior knowledge of the use of waterboarding and stumbling for answers to cover her ugly face!

blowndodge · 05-16-2009, 07:50 PM

F*cking with the CIA is a bad thing to do Nancy.............. very bad.......

**Cajunrider** · 05-16-2009, 08:13 PM

Brad, I'm not seeing your Avatar or sig pics since yesterday. Did you move stuff around in Photobucket?

blowndodge · 05-16-2009, 10:41 PM

No, read the box. they are doing some sort of maintenance on PB. Todd's are like that too.

**Cajunrider** · 05-16-2009, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Blowndodge "Darksider"

No, read the box. they are doing some sort of maintenance on PB. Todd's are like that too.

Man it takes a helluva long time to work on yours and Todd's images.

blowndodge · 05-17-2009, 09:41 AM

I don't like the tone of that implication!!!!!!

**glwilson** · 05-17-2009, 08:07 PM

Looks like Photobucket needs to work a little more on it!

(Sorry BD... couldn't resist. Was JUST JOKING!!)

Pelosi = "Syrup of Ipecac" in my opinion.

blowndodge · 05-18-2009, 11:11 PM

At least they are back Greg.. I still look handsome

05-15-2009, 04:24 PM	#1
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	World's Greatest Surgeon Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England ." The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics." The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs.. Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House." __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

05-15-2009, 05:41 PM	#2
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	World's Greatest Surgeon Very good Brad. __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

05-15-2009, 05:57 PM	#3
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	World's Greatest Surgeon I enjoyed it! Now that she has been caught lying about prior knowledge of the use of waterboarding and stumbling for answers to cover her ugly face! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

05-15-2009, 06:47 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	World's Greatest Surgeon She will probably be your next president. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-15-2009, 07:24 PM	#5
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	World's Greatest Surgeon Where's my gun!!!!!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

05-16-2009, 07:50 PM	#9
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	World's Greatest Surgeon Fcking with the CIA is a bad thing to do Nancy.............. very bad....... __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World* "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

05-16-2009, 08:13 PM	#10
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	World's Greatest Surgeon Brad, I'm not seeing your Avatar or sig pics since yesterday. Did you move stuff around in Photobucket? __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

05-16-2009, 10:41 PM	#11
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	World's Greatest Surgeon No, read the box. they are doing some sort of maintenance on PB. Todd's are like that too. __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

05-17-2009, 09:41 AM	#13
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	World's Greatest Surgeon I don't like the tone of that implication!!!!!! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

05-17-2009, 08:07 PM	#14
glwilson Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: North Central Illinois Posts: 8,575	World's Greatest Surgeon Looks like Photobucket needs to work a little more on it! (Sorry BD... couldn't resist. Was JUST JOKING!!) Pelosi = "Syrup of Ipecac" in my opinion. __________________ "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." "You can have your own opinion, but not your own facts." *Former VBA NCR Assist Regional Leader* Formerly: 2004 1500FI Bronze Nomad: 2009 & 2014 HD Ultra Current Rides: 2017 HD Ultra Limited & 2011 Can Am Spyder RTS-SE Attended: VBA National Rallies 2009, 2011, 2015; VBA/NCR Regional Rally 2010, 12, 14, 16 and several rides throughout with regional members. VBA Member #652 HOG Member #3935417

05-18-2009, 11:11 PM	#15
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	World's Greatest Surgeon At least they are back Greg.. I still look handsome __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

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