Affair

**jmorrow** · 10-02-2008, 03:53 PM

A married man was having an affair with his secretary.

One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes
outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home.

'Where have you been?' his wife demanded.

'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary.
We had sex all afternoon.'

She looked down at his shoes and said:

'You lying bastard!
You've been playing golf!'

basco · 10-02-2008, 05:26 PM

:)

ianicky · 10-03-2008, 05:16 AM

lmao if only it was that easy

socwkbiker · 10-03-2008, 08:40 AM

I know my wife wouldn't say that, she knows I don't play golf!

dakals · 10-04-2008, 08:47 PM

FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Kawhead** · 10-04-2008, 11:14 PM

I could be out playing golf all day and ge accused of the other. Get caught "In The Saddle" three times" and she holds it against me for the rest o' me life. bummer :(

10-02-2008, 03:53 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!' __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-02-2008, 05:26 PM	#2
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Affair :)

10-03-2008, 05:16 AM	#3
ianicky Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Somerset, England Posts: 1,131	Affair lmao if only it was that easy

10-03-2008, 08:40 AM	#4
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Affair I know my wife wouldn't say that, she knows I don't play golf! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

10-04-2008, 08:47 PM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Affair FOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10-04-2008, 11:14 PM	#6
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	Affair I could be out playing golf all day and ge accused of the other. Get caught "In The Saddle" three times" and she holds it against me for the rest o' me life. bummer :( __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

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