The value of a # 2 pencil

[ridemslow]

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic
School . Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she
was sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'
When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the
rear... 'God Almighty!' shouted Susie. The Nun said,
'Very good' and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and
Savior?' But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once
again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie. And the Nun once again
said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question... 'What did Eve say to
Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny
came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted,
'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break
it in half!'

The nun fainted............