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mmartin · 07-10-2008, 10:04 AM

While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10mph over the limit),the woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.The cop pulled her over, walked up to bike, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked " What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work"
"Oh yeah," said the snide cop, " what do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
The cop stammered, " A what?" " A rectum stretcher?" " and just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well ," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then two fingers, then three, and work my way up till I can get my whole fist in," And then I work from side to side until I can get both hands in," " and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about six feet wide."
"And what the hell do you do with a six foot asshole?" the cop asked
"You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge......"

Traffic ticket--$195.00
Court cost--$125.00
THE LOOK ON THAT COP'S FACE--- PRICELESS

Yellow Jacket · 07-10-2008, 06:58 PM

LMAO!

Edited:
I was laughing so hard I couldn't spell it and had to go back and fix it!

ridemslow · 07-10-2008, 07:10 PM

You don't know how close to true that probably is.

basco · 07-10-2008, 09:38 PM

I just took a class because of one of those assholes

jussmatt · 07-10-2008, 09:45 PM

LOL!!! G( 0 )D one!!! ;o)

**ringadingh** · 07-10-2008, 09:54 PM

LOL

dakals · 07-13-2008, 10:08 PM

That is awesome!!!! LMAO!!!!!

aj · 07-16-2008, 12:40 AM

P****d my self laughing. Cleaned that up and found this http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgu...s.jpg&imgrefur l=http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/64270597/5a81a2be&h=457&w=500&sz=52&tbnid=JLoI_dUOlWsJ::&tb nh=119&tbnw=130&prev= /images%3Fq%3Dpriceless&hl=en&sa=X&oi=image_result& resnum=3&ct=image&cd=1

07-10-2008, 10:04 AM	#1
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	PRICELESS While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10mph over the limit),the woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait.The cop pulled her over, walked up to bike, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked " What's your hurry?" To which she replied, "I'm late for work" "Oh yeah," said the snide cop, " what do you do?" "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded. The cop stammered, " A what?" " A rectum stretcher?" " and just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well ," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then two fingers, then three, and work my way up till I can get my whole fist in," And then I work from side to side until I can get both hands in," " and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about six feet wide." "And what the hell do you do with a six foot asshole?" the cop asked "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge......" Traffic ticket--$195.00 Court cost--$125.00 THE LOOK ON THAT COP'S FACE--- PRICELESS

07-10-2008, 06:58 PM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	PRICELESS LMAO! Edited: I was laughing so hard I couldn't spell it and had to go back and fix it! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

07-10-2008, 07:10 PM	#3
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	PRICELESS You don't know how close to true that probably is. __________________

07-10-2008, 09:38 PM	#4
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	PRICELESS I just took a class because of one of those assholes

07-10-2008, 09:45 PM	#5
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	PRICELESS LOL!!! G( 0 )D one!!! ;o)

07-10-2008, 09:54 PM	#6
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	PRICELESS LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-13-2008, 10:08 PM	#7
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	PRICELESS That is awesome!!!! LMAO!!!!!

07-16-2008, 12:40 AM	#8
aj Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Victoria, Australia Posts: 419	PRICELESS P****d my self laughing. Cleaned that up and found this http://www.google.com.au/imgres?imgu...s.jpg&imgrefur l=http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/64270597/5a81a2be&h=457&w=500&sz=52&tbnid=JLoI_dUOlWsJ::&tb nh=119&tbnw=130&prev= /images%3Fq%3Dpriceless&hl=en&sa=X&oi=image_result& resnum=3&ct=image&cd=1

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