Plaid Dildo

Yellow Jacket · 06-21-2008, 10:08 PM

A young man starts work at the local adult toy store. The owner says he has to go and tells the young man, if you can't find a price on something make one up.

A white chick comes in and asks "how much for the white dildo?" he says "10 bucks" and she takes it.

A black chick comes in and asks " how much for the black dildo?" he says "20 bucks" and she takes it.

A biker chick comes in and asks "how much for the plaid dildo?" he says "30 bucks" and she takes it.

The boss comes back and asks what happened while he was out and the young man replies, "I sold a white dildo to a white chick for $10, a black dildo to a black chick for $20 and a biker chick bought my thermos for $30.

basco · 06-21-2008, 10:31 PM

Now thats funny

06-21-2008, 10:32 PM

Can we say wide mouth thermos?

**jmorrow** · 06-22-2008, 05:50 AM

dakals · 06-22-2008, 04:58 PM

Open up!!!!!LOL

jussmatt · 06-23-2008, 09:12 AM

I'm Gonna Be a Good Boy....I ain't sayin Nuttin!! LOL!

06-23-2008, 11:21 AM

I'm gonna be a good girl and not say anything about your good boy comment!!!

jussmatt · 06-23-2008, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suennico

I'm gonna be a good girl and not say anything about your good boy comment!!!

What's this world coming to???? You're not giggin me on the "good boy" comment.... I'm not giggin you on the "good girl" comment.... man.... DAKALS!!!!!! HELLLLLP! ;o)

06-23-2008, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JussMatt

Quote:

Originally Posted by suennico

I'm gonna be a good girl and not say anything about your good boy comment!!!

What's this world coming to???? You're not giggin me on the "good boy" comment.... I'm not giggin you on the "good girl" comment.... man.... DAKALS!!!!!! HELLLLLP! ;o)

LOLOLOL..."giggin'???

How can I reply to something when I don't know what it means?

socwkbiker · 06-23-2008, 01:02 PM

You can admit it Matt, you're ol' lady bought that for you.

**ringadingh** · 06-23-2008, 03:19 PM

Im not saying nothing either!

LOL

06-23-2008, 03:38 PM

Is this what you meant by "Giggin'?"

justbrian · 06-23-2008, 09:29 PM

I can get 30 bucks for my old thermos....I need to post my termos on ebay.

jussmatt · 06-24-2008, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SWB,voices tell me evil things

You can admit it Matt, you're ol' lady bought that for you.

yea....she knows that you're my friend and I told her that you were into that kind of thing....so she figured I would need to get your an early birthday present!! LOL!

You didn't think I was just going to let that go...did you??? LOL!

dakals · 06-24-2008, 07:02 PM

Why are you guys behaving??????!!!!!!

What is wrong with everyone??????!!!!!!

Where am i????? Someone help!!!!!!!

06-21-2008, 10:08 PM	#1
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Plaid Dildo A young man starts work at the local adult toy store. The owner says he has to go and tells the young man, if you can't find a price on something make one up. A white chick comes in and asks "how much for the white dildo?" he says "10 bucks" and she takes it. A black chick comes in and asks " how much for the black dildo?" he says "20 bucks" and she takes it. A biker chick comes in and asks "how much for the plaid dildo?" he says "30 bucks" and she takes it. The boss comes back and asks what happened while he was out and the young man replies, "I sold a white dildo to a white chick for $10, a black dildo to a black chick for $20 and a biker chick bought my thermos for $30. __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

06-21-2008, 10:31 PM	#2
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Plaid Dildo Now thats funny

06-21-2008, 10:32 PM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	Plaid Dildo Can we say wide mouth thermos?

06-22-2008, 05:50 AM	#4
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Plaid Dildo __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

06-22-2008, 04:58 PM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Plaid Dildo Open up!!!!!LOL

06-23-2008, 09:12 AM	#6
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Plaid Dildo I'm Gonna Be a Good Boy....I ain't sayin Nuttin!! LOL!

06-23-2008, 11:21 AM	#7
Guest Posts: n/a	Plaid Dildo I'm gonna be a good girl and not say anything about your good boy comment!!!

06-23-2008, 01:02 PM	#10
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Plaid Dildo You can admit it Matt, you're ol' lady bought that for you. __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

06-23-2008, 03:19 PM	#11
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Plaid Dildo Im not saying nothing either! LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-23-2008, 03:38 PM	#12
Guest Posts: n/a	Plaid Dildo Is this what you meant by "Giggin'?"

06-23-2008, 09:29 PM	#13
justbrian Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Wilmington NC Posts: 275	Plaid Dildo I can get 30 bucks for my old thermos....I need to post my termos on ebay.

06-24-2008, 07:02 PM	#15
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Plaid Dildo Why are you guys behaving??????!!!!!! What is wrong with everyone??????!!!!!! Where am i????? Someone help!!!!!!!

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