He Said To Me!

[Loafer]

He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing
to put in it.
I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me ... . ..Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit
on the sofa and do nothing but fart!

He said to me. ...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money
I gave you?
I said to him . .....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. .......Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him .... . They don't have time.

He said to me...... . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. ...... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring
and Good- looking?
I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said to me........What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is
every night?
I said. . .. A widow.

He said to me....... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.


SHOW THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE
GUYS YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT!