Needs Fixin

**Eagle Eye** · 01-16-2013, 08:24 PM

Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out,
"Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"
Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."
Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."

So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back,
"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!"
"Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!"
Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole!
"Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix."
So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back,
"Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!"
Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!"
Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling,
"Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!"

To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!"

**ringadingh** · 01-16-2013, 08:52 PM

Loafer · 01-17-2013, 09:39 AM

Well, that brings back the pain of a bad day.

Old Bear · 01-17-2013, 10:44 AM

Oldie but goodie ... and yes, I remember real outhouses!

Rotoman40 · 01-17-2013, 11:57 AM

Funny stuff

dmyers · 01-18-2013, 10:07 PM

**Kawhead** · 01-19-2013, 01:01 AM

That was good.

01-16-2013, 08:24 PM	#1
Eagle Eye Join Date: May 2012 Location: Southern Alberta Posts: 664	Needs Fixin Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!" Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse." Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it." So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse!" "Ma replies, "Stick yur head in the hole!" Pa yells back, "I ain't stickin my head in that hole! "Ma says, "Ya have to stick yur head in the hole to see what to fix." So with that, Pa sticks his head in the hole, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nuthin wrong with this outhouse!" Ma hollers back, "Now take your head out of the hole!" Pa proceeds to pull his head out of the hole, then starts yelling, "Ma! Help! My beard is stuck in the cracks in the toilet seat!" To which Ma replies,"Hurts, don't it?!" __________________ VBA #02217 06 Nomad Buy the ticket, Take the ride.

01-16-2013, 08:52 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	__________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-17-2013, 09:39 AM	#3
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Well, that brings back the pain of a bad day. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

01-17-2013, 10:44 AM	#4
Old Bear Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Clarksville, TN Posts: 1,434	Oldie but goodie ... and yes, I remember real outhouses! __________________ Jerry "Old Bear" Barker Clarksville, TN Americas Guardians PS MC President, Tennessee 16-A VBA #02203 "Blaze" 2017 Vaquero "Black Magic" 2011 Vaquero, 69k miles, handed down to my son for hopefully many more miles!

01-18-2013, 10:07 PM	#6
dmyers Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: springfield Mo Posts: 1,310	__________________ Don Myers 2012 green vaquero custom bars V&H pro pipe FI2000 custom intake work in progress

01-17-2013, 11:57 AM	#5
Rotoman40 Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: South Bend IN Posts: 89	Funny stuff

01-19-2013, 01:01 AM	#7
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	That was good. __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

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