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**wompus** · 10-17-2011, 04:57 PM

The phone rings and the lady of the house answers "Hello"

"Mrs. Sanders, please."

"Speaking."

"Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at the Winnipeg Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another
Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good."

"What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously.

"Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which."

"Oh my God! That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders

"Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time."

''Well, what am I supposed to do now? "

"The folks at Manitoba Health recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep
with him."

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**BudMan** · 10-17-2011, 05:22 PM

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Loafer · 10-17-2011, 08:22 PM

Oh, that would solve everything.

**cnc** · 10-17-2011, 09:18 PM

Oh yeah like that is going to work, drop him off in downtown Winnipeg and he probably would just get mugged.

AlabamaNomadRider · 10-18-2011, 04:51 AM

Funny.

Stump · 10-18-2011, 11:43 AM

That a new cure.

**ringadingh** · 10-23-2011, 08:57 AM

And all paid for by the health system!

10-17-2011, 04:57 PM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Canadian healthcare... The phone rings and the lady of the house answers "Hello" "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Dr. Jones at the Winnipeg Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your husband. Frankly, either way the results are not too good." "What do you mean?" Mrs. Sanders asks nervously. "Well, one of the specimens tested positive for Alzheimer's and the other one tested positive for HIV. We can't tell which is which." "Oh my God! That's dreadful! Can you do the test again?" questioned Mrs. Sanders "Normally we can, but the new health care system will only pay for these expensive tests just one time." ''Well, what am I supposed to do now? " "The folks at Manitoba Health recommend that you drop your husband off somewhere in the middle of town. If he finds his way home, don't sleep with him." . __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

10-17-2011, 05:22 PM	#2
BudMan Join Date: May 2009 Location: Greenwood, Ark. Posts: 4,736	---- __________________ Dave Jesse 2012 1700 Gray/Black Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad Green/Silver Sold VBA #1108 2010- Eureka Springs - Antlers - 2011- Maggie Valley - Antlers 2012- Margaritaville Ride - Van Buren - Antlers - 2013- Estes Park - Antlers 2014- Mountain View - Antlers - 2015- Eureka Springs - Antlers 2016- Salem - Antlers - 2017- Eureka Springs - Lake George - Antlers - 2018- Custer - Antlers

10-17-2011, 08:22 PM	#3
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Oh, that would solve everything. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

10-17-2011, 09:18 PM	#4
cnc Join Date: May 2009 Location: Montreal QC Posts: 12,034	Oh yeah like that is going to work, drop him off in downtown Winnipeg and he probably would just get mugged. __________________ Norm Ward 2008 blue / silver nomad kawanow / VBA #01136

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10-18-2011, 04:51 AM	#5
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Funny.

10-18-2011, 11:43 AM	#6
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	That a new cure.

10-23-2011, 08:57 AM	#7
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	And all paid for by the health system!