I Want To be Castrated

rooster1 · 02-10-2011, 01:32 PM

"Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated."

"What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement.

"It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve.

"But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!"

"I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor."

"Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!"

So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way.

"Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me."

"Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised."

Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "sh*t! THAT'S the word!"

**ringadingh** · 02-10-2011, 01:44 PM

I would never ask for that!

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-10-2011, 07:24 PM

Good one.

timebandit · 02-10-2011, 07:26 PM

**nomadtom69** · 02-10-2011, 08:05 PM

thought that happened when you got married

Sin City Stan · 02-10-2011, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nomadtom69

thought that happened when you got married

02-10-2011, 01:32 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	I Want To be Castrated "Doc," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve. "But have you thought it through properly?" asks the doctor, "It's a very serious operation and once it's done, there's no going back. It will change your life forever!" "I'm aware of that and you're not going to change my mind -- either you book me in to be castrated or I'll simply go to another doctor." "Well, OK.", says the doctor, "But it's against my better judgment!" So Steve has his operation, and the next day he is up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor with his drip stand. Heading towards him is another patient, who is walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Steve,"It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me." "Well," said the patient, "I finally decided after 37 years of life that I would like to be circumcised." Steve stared at him in horror and screamed, "sh*t! THAT'S the word!"

02-10-2011, 01:44 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	I Want To be Castrated I would never ask for that! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

02-10-2011, 07:24 PM	#3
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	I Want To be Castrated Good one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

02-10-2011, 07:26 PM	#4
timebandit Advanced Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Casselman, Ontario Posts: 790	I Want To be Castrated

02-10-2011, 08:05 PM	#5
nomadtom69 Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Maryville, Tn Posts: 2,657	I Want To be Castrated thought that happened when you got married __________________ (NomadTom69)Tom Green Previous bikes - 2004 BMW R1200 CLC 2006 Nomad 1600 Black -1985 BMW K100 RT VBA #001609 Viet-Nam Vet 71-72 Maryville , Tn. Maggie Valley '11-Townsend '12-Estes Park '13- Copperhead fall rally "13- Elkins WV '14- Eureka Springs ' 15- Helen Ga. SE Rally '16

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