Sexually Harassed

rooster1 · 09-07-2010, 12:53 PM

I Was Sexually Harassed!

On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading, to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!"

The driver didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon.

Later, that very same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!"

This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon. A few passengers had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to see if they had any knowledge of what was going on.

He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor underneath the seats and stooped down to question him. "Excuse me, sir, could I help you?"

The elderly man looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I thought I'd located it twice, but they were parted in the middle, and mine's parted on the side!"

Loafer · 09-07-2010, 01:27 PM

;)

**ringadingh** · 09-07-2010, 06:54 PM

Loafer · 09-07-2010, 07:32 PM

Sounds like that guy needs a new toupe', if it looks like that!

Stump · 09-07-2010, 07:50 PM

Now that was funny I dont care who you are!!!!!!!

AlabamaNomadRider · 09-08-2010, 12:20 AM

09-07-2010, 12:53 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Sexually Harassed I Was Sexually Harassed! On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading, to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, "Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!" The driver didn't think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon. Later, that very same day, as the passengers were unloading again, a second little old lady bent down and whispered in his ear, "Sir, I believe I was sexually harassed!" This time, he knew it had to be taken care of soon. A few passengers had remained on the bus, and he decided to go back and question them, to see if they had any knowledge of what was going on. He found one little old man crawling along the bus floor underneath the seats and stooped down to question him. "Excuse me, sir, could I help you?" The elderly man looked up and said, "Well, sonny, you sure can. I've lost my toupee and I'm trying to find it. I thought I'd located it twice, but they were parted in the middle, and mine's parted on the side!"

09-07-2010, 01:27 PM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Sexually Harassed ;) __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

09-07-2010, 06:54 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Sexually Harassed __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-07-2010, 07:32 PM	#4
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Sexually Harassed Sounds like that guy needs a new toupe', if it looks like that! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

09-07-2010, 07:50 PM	#5
Stump Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Scottown ohio Posts: 1,225	Sexually Harassed Now that was funny I dont care who you are!!!!!!! __________________ Everyday is a holiday when you love your job, And if you don't you live in a nightmare.

09-08-2010, 12:20 AM	#6
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Sexually Harassed __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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